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Disney’s Accidentally Pervy Flower Hilariously Moans and Squirts Plant Juices when Stroked at Pandora Disney World

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When we first learned that Disney had plans to build a park based on the magical world of Pandora from the film Avatar, Dragon’s face lit up wings fluttered with excitement. In the past, he’s been lucky enough to save a city from gargoyles and even make friends with goblins at a real life Hogwarts (story coming soon), but this would be the first time he’d get the chance to meet a banshee. He couldn’t wait to race with them while soaring high through the sky amidst Pandora’s floating mountains and waterfalls and could hardly contain his giddy elation on the day we finally arrived in the magical land.

What we didn’t expect when we got there was to fall in love with a flower that seemed to be just as excited about things. Maybe a little too excited.

Interactive plants are a big focus of Pandora. They respond to touch and react to their environments in ways designed to make guests oooo and ahhh. We weren’t prepared for the reaction we’d get when met with one plant in particular that was maybe just a little too happy to see us. Or maybe it’s just a bit lonely and longs for some human touch. We all need someone to love.

Meet the Penis Plant – Disney’s accidentally pornographic flower.

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Fun fact – In flowers, the male reproductive organ is called a stamen. The long, shaft-like part of the flower is named the pistil, but it’s actually part of the female reproductive system, not the male. It contains the sticky landing site for pollen grains (stigma), a tube leading down to ovary (style), and the actual ovary which contains ovules that develop into seeds. That’s how it works on Earth at least.

But enough with science lessons. Because this flower is obviously something special. And a good illustration that we have absolutely no idea the way that flowers get down and frisky on the planet of Pandora.

Why? Well, aside from the obvious observation that it stands about 15 feet tall, the Penis Plant (you can applaud me on my clever name for it later) actually ejaculates when stroked.

We honestly really can’t think of any better way to describe it.

There’s a spot at the base of its shaft where it likes to be touched. Stroke it there, and it begins to vibrate. Keep rubbing, and it even starts to moan.

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Then, things get a little STEAMY…

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Until finally…

Disney's Accidentally Pornographic Flower Moans and Ejaculates when Stroked at Pandora Disney World

Yes, you did just watch it squirt its plant juices all over the place. Maybe you’d like to see again? For science, of course.

Disney's Accidentally Pornographic Flower Moans and Ejaculates when Stroked at Pandora Disney World

Yep, that’s one happy plant. To get the full effect though, you really have to hear it groan and moan….ya know, just before the big finish. And that can only be done by watching the video. So here ya go, lovelies. I present to you Plant Porn. It’s gonna be 2018’s hottest new category on Pornhub and Redtube. You just wait.

Hear it Moan

And…now this story has come to its climax, folks. (Climax – ha! Tell me I’m funny.) Thanks for watching, and see ya again soon for more silliness. Because life should never be too serious. Take an example from a plant, and learn to let go and have a little fun. And above all else– LOVE YOURSELF.

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DISNEY'S ACCIDENTALLY PORNOGRAPHIC FLOWER moans and ejaculates when stroked

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Jillian Michelle
FAIRY DRAGON MOTHER at Adventure Dragon. Artist. Writer. Dreamer. Adventurer. I still believe kindness can change the world. I just want to inspire.
https://www.adventuredragon.com

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22 thoughts on “Disney’s Accidentally Pervy Flower Hilariously Moans and Squirts Plant Juices when Stroked at Pandora Disney World

  1. This is just hilarious!!! I wonder how long will it take for this to reach major media and then for them to take it out of the park 🙂

    1. I know…I was wondering the same thing! The plant will stay there, I’m sure, but I wouldn’t be surprised if they eventually end up turning off the touch-panel lol. In the meantime, I shall laugh my booty off hehe.

  2. Haha – omg this is hilarious! You gotta wonder if nobody caught that or if they’re having a bit of fun, too. Great video, loved to see it ‘in action’!

    1. Right? Somebody snuck it in there on purpose! There’s no way they couldn’t have known lol! And it’s completely harmless to kiddos ’cause they’d never “get” the adult humor. I really hope it stays forever haha!

  3. Ohh Disney! You know, as a former cast member I actually can’t imagine that this choice was unintentionl. They probably put it in there just to make adults giggle (children probably won’t understand anyway). But still, hilarious! I can’t wait to see the new avatar world!

  4. Oh my goodness, this is hilarious! It’s hard to believe no one thought this through. I’m sure it’ll be a hit with the adults who visit.

  5. Great find Jillian! Disney’s magically done themselves proud 😛 A penis plant in Pandora that squirts juices. Just what the planet was looking for! Can’t stop laughing!

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